I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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