Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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