We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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