I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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