i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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