when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.