Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Girls should come with a carfax report
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum