So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like