Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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