i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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