How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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