can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
porn star boner night. come get it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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