people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I lost the right to judge tonight
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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