I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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