You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
