Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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