He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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