I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize