North Korea, Best Korea!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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