the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Oh god it's open bar.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
try to milk me bitch
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