Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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