You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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