I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just tell him i said nine months
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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