how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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