if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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