we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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