I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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