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when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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