Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize