Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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