i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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