Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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