You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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