I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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