I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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