you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize