I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
