Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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