dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
this hospital has no fireball
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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