His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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