Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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