honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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