You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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