check it out our google latitudes are spooning
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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