just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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