Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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