Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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