Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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