HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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