i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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