it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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