Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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