if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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