I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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