I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
