im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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